Bae! Wifey!

The girl I’ve been friends with for almost 2 years now and has still managed to never fail when it comes to making my day, just by talking to me and overall staying so fucking adorable andrachetwhentherighttimecomes.

It’s almost your birthday and I’m essited— but not as excited as you are, I know though. I think I’ve also got something prepared but we might never knowhues. Anyways, please never stop checking on your lazy-ass husband because y’know me and yeah, I love you.